From NY Post: Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who just keeps racking up job titles, could have another one soon, President Trump hinted.
The commander-in-chief mused that Rubio, who once held four big administration jobs simultaneously and has been floated for more, could become president of Cuba, where his parents fled in the 1950s during the brutal Batista regime.
“Sounds good to me,” Trump posted on his Truth Social platform Sunday in response to a random user who joked that Rubio could be Cuba’s leader after the government there falls.
Rubio is the secretary of state, but he is also acting national security adviser and acting national archivist. Until last August, he’d also served as administrator of the US Agency for International Development (USAID).
Rubio’s extensive portfolio of tough jobs has led to memes about Trump assigning him every new position.
BEING MARCO: Rubio is Trump’s go-to ‘Acting Secretary’. Here’s Marco finding out he’s got to run Venezuela, Iran, Canada, Minnesota, Hilton, and Greenland… What am I missing? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/iyRskXRde9
— @amuse (@amuse) January 6, 2026
The rest of the Empire….. pic.twitter.com/8EoxDjcrWO
— OzBodkins (@OzBodkins) January 6, 2026
Do you think Rubio is doing a good job? pic.twitter.com/y7u4WHgK77
— Liberal Tear Creator™ (@LibTearCreator1) January 9, 2026
“The ring must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.” pic.twitter.com/AvKFkurkSo
— Deplorable M.E. (@MargoEpperson1) January 6, 2026
Basically him pic.twitter.com/BXhgVXIvtH
— Courtney W⚡ (@Patriot777_) January 6, 2026
Marco Rubio realizing he just got loaded up with a bunch more jobs 😂 pic.twitter.com/TYnH4e97GD
— drefanzor memes (@drefanzor) January 3, 2026
🚨 LMFAO – MARCO RUBIO IS THE ULTIMATE LEGEND!
Internet ROASTS and CROWNS our boy Marco: AI memes turning him into Governor of Minnesota, Shah of Iran, PM of Greenland, Manchester United boss, Hilton Hotels CEO, and the freakin MICHELIN MAN!pic.twitter.com/282j8e1OBo
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) January 7, 2026
As the jokes flew about his various potential roles, including that he might take head coach and general manager positions at the Miami Dolphins, Rubio weighed in.
“I do not normally respond to online rumors but feel the need to do so at this moment,” Rubio wrote on X.
“I will not be a candidate for the currently vacant HC and GM positions with the Miami Dolphins.
“While you never know what the future may bring right now my focus must remain on global events and also the precious archives of the United States of America.”
I do not normally respond to online rumors but feel the need to do so at this moment
I will not be a candidate for the currently vacant HC and GM positions with the Miami Dolphins.
While you never know what the future may bring right now my focus must remain on global events…
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) January 8, 2026
Read more at NY Post
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