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From Fox News: Actor Nick Offerman sang how he’s “Proud to Be a Kamala Man” in another online fundraising event for Harris.
The “Parks and Recreation” star appeared on a “Comics for Kamala” YouTube livestream Monday to raise money for Harris’ presidential campaign. During his time, Offerman performed a different rendition of “God Bless The U.S.A.” for former members of the GOP who “might’ve once been blind, but now can see a way clear to decency.”
“When he mocked the disabled and war heroes, I looked the other way. He said to march on the Capitol, well, if the president says it’s okay!” Offerman began in reference to former President Trump.
The song continued, “I don’t mind sex with porn stars, I’d do it too if I had the guts. But, when it comes to f—ing the furniture, that’s just f—ing nuts. I’m proud to be a Kamala Man, who has quit the GOP, because I just can’t abide a man who’s tried for 34 felonies. It’s time to stand up and face the facts that the men that I once cheered are a bunch of wing-nut White nationalists. Those guys are f—in’ weird.”
Offerman claimed his vile song was for Republicans who might have “once been blind” [about Trump] “but now can see a way clear to decency.”
The song continues: “Well, I bought me a Trump Bible, ’cause like me, he’s a man of God. But when he rants about shark and batteries, I find that doddering old man kind of odd. And while I’m no theologian, I thought it rather queer when they said that God let that fireman die, but only nicked Don’s precious ear. So, I’m proud to be on Kamala’s side, where I know I’ll never see some spray-tanned tool denying a girl her ethnic identity. And JD Vance looks like a baby’s butt underneath that creepy beard, so I’ll say it loud and I’ll sing it proud, those guys are f—in’ weird.”
“That’s why I’m proud to be a Kamala man. She’s a POTUS that you could hug. And if he was here, I’d like to crack a beer with future first husband Doug because they stand for hope and unity and the families we hold dear. That Trump and Vance don’t stand a chance. Those guys are f—in’ weird,” he sings.
It’s all in the video below:
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